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This song was written about my friends' baby, who is, as I write this, currently 4 and a half years old. It's totally not weird, why would it be, you sicko?

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Congratulations on your little bundle of joy
You must have worked so hard at fuckin’ to get that adorable boy
He looks just like you and just like your old man
Aw, look how he fits in the palm of your hand

Right now he’s super cute with spit-up on his bib
But i can’t wait till he’s old enough to drive me to his crib

When baby becomes legal
I’ll be 54
My breasts and vag might sag and sag,
But he’ll be happy to score
I know it might seem weird to say
it now when he’s in a nappy
But there is gonna be a day when
This cougar’ll make him happy.

You know that I won’t make a move for eighteen years
And I’ll wait till he’s twenty-one to get him trashed on beers
But I can see it in his little wee angelic face
He’s not going to have a problem gettin’ pussy all over the place!

When baby becomes legal
I’ll be 54
My breasts and vag might sag and sag,
But he’ll be happy to score
I know it might seem weird to say
it now when he’s in a nappy
But there is gonna be a day when
This cougar’ll make...
him happy.

… him happy.

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from This One's For Dad (Songs Only), released June 10, 2014
Written by C. McLean

Vocals/banjo - Courtney McClean
Vocals - Anna Weggel
Vocals/guitar - Samantha Veldhouse
Bass - Kevin Scott
Percussion - Lacey Zeiler

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Courtney McClean & The Dirty Curls Los Angeles, California

Bluegrassy Dirty Comedy Music. Putting the ass in bluegrass since 2009. AKA Naughtybilly.

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