Well it's official:
I ain't young enough to care
Whether or not he sees me in my granny underwear.
I'd like to know
He knows what to do when he gets down there
He won't be all confused because
I keep all my hair.

I would like to take it as a sign
He moves so slow he'll never cross that line
It's pretty obvious this boy is benign
But seriously, when's he gonna
stick it in my vagin.......ahhh

Baby, if it were up to me
I'd have you tied up behind the house on a summer night
Baby, since it's up to me
Let's make sure if you're taking the time,
You're taking the time to do it right.

If you're gonna respect me,
like I'm asking you to do,
Yer cute when you make sure it's ok puttin' in two
I hope you know I ain't gonna
Just let those things be
Honeybear, sweetie pie,
Slide In Three

Two revolutions past 18 years old
Seasoned enough to tighten up the knot in this blindfold,
Almost a man,
So there's little chance you're being cajoled
I've got your cherry now, from what it is
I've been told.
More flab and wrinkles than what you've seen,
Old enough to buy porn so I know you're not that green.
At your sexual peak, you gotta be more than keen
To take me all the way now that we're pickin' up steam

Baby if it were up to me,
We'd drive up to the lake,
My head in your lap the whole time,
Baby, since it's up to me,
Let me know the time you take,
You're taking the time to do it right

Since I'm a little bit older, do you mind picking up the pace?
It's expected that afterwards I'm gonna have to wash my face.
I hope you know I ain't gonna just let those things be
Buttercup, sugar dick
Slide in Three

Fingers are nice when you're thirteen years young
And alone in the band room when the naughty's begun,
But that's a decade gone and now you've found me in a bar,
I'm not pussyfootin' around,
Let's go even farther.

Baby, if it were up to me,
We'd hide away all weekend till I made you the man you're meant to be
Baby, since it's up to me,
Well, one or two is nice,
But I'd rather that you slid in three.

If you're gonna respect me like I'm asking you to do.
You gotta know, it's just okay... puttin' in two.
But as your first grown woman, I'm gonna be wantin' more
Candy fingers thick as sticks...
Slide in four.