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ACTUALLY SAFE FOR WORK!

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I’m not into BDSM
that’s the whole dominant submissive,
bondage sex thing...
but if I were,

Here’s a list of safe words
I would use to denote that our play
had gotten a little out of hand

I’m sure you all know what a safe word is,
but in case you don’t, I’ll tell you,
it’s a word that is decided upon

beforehand for the bottom to signal
that it’s become way too rough
and they
would like it to stop.

Because sometimes people who engage in BDSM
Like to use the words “stop, you’re hurting me,” as
encouragement to get a little more pain

because it makes them feel good.
Anyway, here’s a short list of words I think
would be useful if I ever chose to go down the road

of being someone’s bitch in a dungeon...
By the way, You don’t have to memorize them;
If I’m ever your sub, I’ll remind you,
Here we go (here we go):

Cherimoya
Gray Duck
Mickey’s Christmas Carol
Harvey Kietel
Jeramiah was a Bullfrog

Titus Andronicus
Animal Husbandry
anti-disestablishmentarianism
Stonehenge
Dr. Pepper

Kung Pao Chicken
Slingblade
Grandma
Peter Venkman
Tapeworm
Vamos a jugar con la playa

Kyrie
Geiger Counter
Freddie Mercury
Belgium Waffles

Snooki
The Situation
and finally,
Breakin’ 2: Electric Boogaloo

But I’m not into BDSM
but just in case
because someday I might change my mind.
I’ll keep you posted.

Safety first.

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from This One's For Dad (Songs Only), released June 10, 2014
Written by C. McLean

Vocals, banjo - Courtney McClean
Vocals - Anna Weggel
Guitar - Samantha Veldhouse
Bass - Kevin Scott
Triangle - Lacey Zeiler

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Courtney McClean & The Dirty Curls Los Angeles, California

Bluegrassy Dirty Comedy Music. Putting the ass in bluegrass since 2009. AKA Naughtybilly.

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