G C
Born in ScrantON, PA, 1942
D G
without yer pants on, hey, lil’ baby you
C
who knew that you would grow to be
D G
the second in command of the best country
C
Vice President number forty seven
D G
That toothy grin is simply heaven
C
I think about you all the time
D G
Wanna be caught in your age - sixty nine.
G
Joe Biden
C
Don’t ya try hidin’
D
I’m good for the ridin’
G
Hey, Joe Biden
G
Joe Biden
C
for you, my legs widen
D
Why doncha just slide in
G
Mr. Joe Biden

C
Is there a rise in the temper-a-ture
D G
Around Delaware’s former Senator?
C
I could be your baby girl’s daughter
D G
But when you look at me, through the TV, it makes my mouth water
C
You’re the right hand to Barack Obama
D G
Now take that right hand and spank this good-to-go mama
C
Let’s go to Lincoln’s room, I want ya so badly
D G
It turns me on when you ask “who’s your granddaddy?”

G
Joe Biden
C
Don’t ya try hidin’
D
I’m good for the ridin’
G
Hey, Joe Biden
G
Joe Biden
C
for you, my legs widen
D
Why doncha just slide in
G
Mr. Joe Biden

G C
It don’t bother you when two gays kiss
D G
Or when you’re impersonated by Jason Sudeikis
C
I might be in love with your easy-goin’ style
D G
Here, take these Viagra to help you go that extra mile
C
So now you’re here, you see I dressed girly
D G
But, like those times you ran for prez, please pull out early
C
Mr. Veep, if you take me all the way,
D G
I promise when I climax I will shout “U.S.A! U.S.A!”
G
Joe Biden
C
Don’t ya try hidin’
D
I’m good for the ridin’
G
Hey, Joe Biden
G
Joe Biden
C
for you, my legs widen
D
Why doncha just slide in
G
Mr. Joe Biden

Mr. Joe Biden

Mr. Joe Biiiiiiiideeeeeen