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Honey, you listen very well.
Our communication is sublime.
But when we're horizontal, I can tell
You've neglected your readin' time.

I'm a girl of hungry ears.
I get off on a well-placed "fuck."
A fetish I've embraced throughout the years,
But when it comes to talking dirty, you're stuck.

"Wet Pussy, Hard Cock"
You bore me with your dirty talk
Every time we make love, I'm watching the clock,
cuz all you got is "wet pussy, hard cock."

Baby
Maybe it's the pornos you've been watchin'
Cuz honey you're lucky
You're dick can do the talkin'

Your horizons need a-broadenin'
Perhaps tomorrow we can brainstorm
Take in a little sodomy
Somethin' outside the same ole norm.

"Wet Pussy, Hard Cock"
You bore me with your dirty talk
Every time we make love, I'm watching the clock,
cuz all you got is "wet pussy, hard cock."

May I offer some suggestions on what I *want* to hear?

Ram your beef bayonet in my hatchet wound
Stuff my pink taco with your meat and two veggies
My bearded oyster could get down with your
blue-veined piccolo.
Your purple-headed womb broom can clean up this muff;
Work my bikini biscuit, my cha-cha, my chuff!
Put your heat-seeking moisture missile on route to my beaver.
My panty hamster wants to ride your baloney pony
Your kickstand, your third leg, your willy;
Gimme your Mr. Winky!

"Wet Pussy, Hard Cock"
You bore me with your dirty talk
Every time we make love, I'm watching the clock,
cuz all you got is "wet pussy, hard cock."
cuz all you got is "wet pussy, hard cock."
cuz all you got...
is hard cock.

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from This One's For Dad (Songs Only), released June 10, 2014

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Courtney McClean & The Dirty Curls Los Angeles, California

Bluegrassy Dirty Comedy Music. Putting the ass in bluegrass since 2009. AKA Naughtybilly.

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